I had an interesting discourse with my dad some weeks ago. We talked about so many things, but I’ll only tell you what caught my attention the most.
You know how you have that dad whom you wish you had his brain or better yet, wish to give birth to a child with his kind of brain? That’s the kind of man I’m lucky to have in my life as my father.
He’s not only handsome with great legs, but extremely witty. Be careful when you’re with him, because you might laugh your lungs out. Heyyy, don’t go messing around please; he has zero tolerance for gross stupidity. One day, I hope to write about this great man.
Well, that’s by the way. Where I come from, there are beliefs that witches possess powers to fly abroad. Their means of transportation is mostly groundnut skin. Don’t ask me if it’s true or not – I don’t know. The crux of the matter is that times are extremely hard.
Some of us would love to travel abroad at an AFFORDABLE rate. This is an open letter to witches. If you know a witch, please kindly pass the message along:
“Witches should commercialize their abilities to fly with groundnut skin abroad.” Adams Adams, 2016.
According to him, this might make people abandon airlines which are drastically expensive. It’s quite unfortunate that the witches in this part of the world rather prefer to kill and destroy (hearsay).
The million-dollar question now is: If you hear that a witch has provided a cheaper means of flying abroad with groundnut skin, would you patronize his/her business?
YakekponoAbasi Adams Ufodiama